NSFW
Not safe for work not for sale not safe for naked eyes please wear goggle for the water sports wow you’re a sport what a sport let me join in for a commentary
my dear fabric softener, soften my tongue for the pink apocalypse. my dear necromancer, reload my tendency to bite anything that is pink and floppy. dead tissues are sexy because they are always shedding anal bleaching is not a striptease— and the shed in your back yard contains all the power tools, all ready to powerwash my gutter…
I promise on my broken legs, sawn off jaw, taped up eyelids
I swear on my dead mother’s tampons
that my irrelevant respirations
my omnipotent viagra simulations
are only here to please you
my pirate costumes are sexy bc eye cavities are so in…
My gag reflex says honey
but I hardly know her
Now that’s money
but my moneymaker’s a mush
my tush is a moot
BP didn’t drill shit DP didn’t do shit
Junkshot is not the same thing as your dick pic
and my selfie hasn’t even loaded but you’ve already cum
I’m locked and loaded, sista
Just swallow the sawed off barrel
I just need pepsi to wash it all down
so call me baby
one more time
Saved by Pennysaver
My face can be moisturized
Finally
my soul can afford the double nourishment
from front and back
catch them all
my dear pocket monsters
why do we have to call them
pokemon here
that’s not even a word
Word, that’s what you said
but I am not sure if bird is the word
Bird, that’s what she said
but I am not sure where bees fit into the picture
i am afraid of the internet
and i am dead
serious
my insurance expired
and my internet fairy let me know
my email account expired
my internet fairy warned me before
my facebook account is dead
but i am not dead yet
forever 21 is forever
and their sewer is pink forever
when I post racy pictures
on facebook
When I write terrible little poems
on facebook
I don’t want to be liked
I don’t like
the little like button
available
open
like my dirty pussy
who wears short shorts
i wear short shorts
& write shitty poems